me Best Day Ever

This blog is about the things in my life that make it the best day ever everyday.... Nail art, tv, knitting, music, hilarious things, and anything about candy.
ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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real-tweets   156575 08.22.14

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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tahthetrickster   895274 08.22.14
caitoppermann:

A POEM TO IT’SUGAR
By Cait Oppermann

You there with the pink words
You there 50 ft away
I see you from my perch
Above at this seaport where I sit
The dyed hair’d girl is blowing bubbles
To get people in the door
She doesn’t need to blow bubbles
For candy is inside - candy needs no bubble blowing to draw me in
“Here Caitie Caitie” the fat white store says to me
“Come n get your favorite! Lemonheads are here!”
“The red and purple skittles you love so dear.”
Bubble girl is still blowing
She deserves a slap
I hope one floats up to my window where I can watch it snap
“Here Caitie Caitie, cmon on in….”
“Lock up the gallery, it’ll just take a sec”
If I were to dive off this roof I might snap my neck
But at least I’d land close to the candy store
Where someone could revive me with a sour worm
The boys who buy gumballs from the machine outside, I’m judging you
The type of person who buys gumballs at a candy story I feel so sorry for you
For if one chews gum, no candy can be eaten
Chewing gum goes on and on with no candy down the throat
How could someone be so thick
More candy into the tum not some stupid fucking piece of gum
“Here Caitie Caitie, if I remember correctly, you love Runts!”
“We have those and sour tape and those peachy things you tried before!”
Candy candy candy galore!
Bubble girl has gone away
The candy store says to me, “Parlez-vous anglais?”
YES I FUCKING DO AND I WILL HOLD MY POST
Even when it’s candy that I want the most
Bubble girl has gone away
GOOD BECAUSE SHE LOOKED SO AT PEACE
Probably because she works at IT’SUGAR and just had candy
My eyes aren’t great from here but is that Nerds Rope I see?
To the couple who just emerged, why are you empty-handed?
You were in a candy store and there was literally nothing there for you?
You don’t deserve it anyway, that I can truly see
Gummy this gummy that, please just leave me be!
Yael should be here any minute with Chipotle
If she doesn’t I’ll take that dive
Right off the roof so I land in the candy store
So someone can revive me with a sour worm.



As someone who works for Itsugar. This is rough. Haha

caitoppermann:

A POEM TO IT’SUGAR

By Cait Oppermann

You there with the pink words

You there 50 ft away

I see you from my perch

Above at this seaport where I sit

The dyed hair’d girl is blowing bubbles

To get people in the door

She doesn’t need to blow bubbles

For candy is inside - candy needs no bubble blowing to draw me in

“Here Caitie Caitie” the fat white store says to me

“Come n get your favorite! Lemonheads are here!”

“The red and purple skittles you love so dear.”

Bubble girl is still blowing

She deserves a slap

I hope one floats up to my window where I can watch it snap

“Here Caitie Caitie, cmon on in….”

“Lock up the gallery, it’ll just take a sec”

If I were to dive off this roof I might snap my neck

But at least I’d land close to the candy store

Where someone could revive me with a sour worm

The boys who buy gumballs from the machine outside, I’m judging you

The type of person who buys gumballs at a candy story I feel so sorry for you

For if one chews gum, no candy can be eaten

Chewing gum goes on and on with no candy down the throat

How could someone be so thick

More candy into the tum not some stupid fucking piece of gum

“Here Caitie Caitie, if I remember correctly, you love Runts!”

“We have those and sour tape and those peachy things you tried before!”

Candy candy candy galore!

Bubble girl has gone away

The candy store says to me, “Parlez-vous anglais?”

YES I FUCKING DO AND I WILL HOLD MY POST

Even when it’s candy that I want the most

Bubble girl has gone away

GOOD BECAUSE SHE LOOKED SO AT PEACE

Probably because she works at IT’SUGAR and just had candy

My eyes aren’t great from here but is that Nerds Rope I see?

To the couple who just emerged, why are you empty-handed?

You were in a candy store and there was literally nothing there for you?

You don’t deserve it anyway, that I can truly see

Gummy this gummy that, please just leave me be!

Yael should be here any minute with Chipotle

If she doesn’t I’ll take that dive

Right off the roof so I land in the candy store

So someone can revive me with a sour worm.

As someone who works for Itsugar. This is rough. Haha

caitoppermann   14 08.21.14
brownfatfemme:

kararikue:

altersociety:

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

Reporting this fuck out of this racist shit.

Done. It takes like a minute. Fuck this white asshole and his racists supporters. He shouldn’t profit 200k from killing a black child.

Please boost and report. It really takes only minutes to do. 

brownfatfemme:

kararikue:

altersociety:

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.

This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

Reporting this fuck out of this racist shit.

Done. It takes like a minute. Fuck this white asshole and his racists supporters. He shouldn’t profit 200k from killing a black child.

Please boost and report. It really takes only minutes to do. 

(via misandry-mermaid)

kateceratops   47768 08.21.14
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spooky-snowflake-hall-of-doom:

theporygontrail:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

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theporygontrail   208936 08.21.14
oceansilhouette   186771 08.21.14
wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

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orneryjabroni   106794 08.21.14

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

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mvgl   246068 08.21.14

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

(via madammollybird)

lame-waves   349023 08.21.14

kellyangel:

… Never?

[anythingcomic]

This though. For my entire life

(via shitytittys)

anythingcomic.com   7719 08.20.14

sadfries:

are you fucking kidding me

How even?

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wankoce4n   456271 08.20.14

amazighprincex:

[Image: a series of tweets by justified agitator (@Awkward_Duck) on August 19, 2014.

1:23 AM: We literally laid in someone’s backyard for what seemed like an eternity while tanks rolled down the streets #Ferguson

1:26 AM: I’m live tweeting because there’s a media blackout. #Ferguson

1:33 AM: I’m so shaken. They’re literally just rolling around throwing tear gas into neighborhoods-not aggressive crowds. #Ferguson

1:34 AM: I was pouring milk over one guys eyes when they came back around and threw another at us. #Ferguson

1:51 AM: Let me repeat, THEY ARE GASSING NEIGHBORHOODS not crowds of protestors.There was only a few of us walking. there is no curfew, so why?]

(via catsfeltlings)

amazighprincex   64835 08.19.14
docislegend:

jewlesthemagnificent:

blondegeishagirl:

I don’t know if this is a d.i.y or official BUT I NEEEED THIS!

HELLO THING I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED BUT NOW DO.

"is your person female?""… um."

!!!!

docislegend:

jewlesthemagnificent:

blondegeishagirl:

I don’t know if this is a d.i.y or official BUT I NEEEED THIS!

HELLO THING I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED BUT NOW DO.

"is your person female?"
"… um."

!!!!

(via ruinedchildhood)

blondegeishagirl   10270 08.19.14
docislegend:

jewlesthemagnificent:

blondegeishagirl:

I don’t know if this is a d.i.y or official BUT I NEEEED THIS!

HELLO THING I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED BUT NOW DO.

"is your person female?""… um."

!!!!

docislegend:

jewlesthemagnificent:

blondegeishagirl:

I don’t know if this is a d.i.y or official BUT I NEEEED THIS!

HELLO THING I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED BUT NOW DO.

"is your person female?"
"… um."

!!!!

(via ruinedchildhood)

blondegeishagirl   10270 08.19.14

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talkdowntowhitepeople   19032 08.19.14